If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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