The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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