? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You dont lie about slip and slides
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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