no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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