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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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