if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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