I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Come on in and take your pants off
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