dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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