She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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