i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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