It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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