Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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