I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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