...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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