I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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