That's when you crack a 10am beer
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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