It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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