I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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