I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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