can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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