he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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