apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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