He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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