the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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