i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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