Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my shit smells like andre
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
