She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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