hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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