We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
We left the knife in your bed.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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