also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I can't put those talents on a resume
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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