i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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