I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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