Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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