so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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