I want to walk on stilts...naked
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
