...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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