He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
