I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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