its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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