Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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