So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You dont lie about slip and slides
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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