I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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