I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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