I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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