I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
