Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
