You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
