I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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