I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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