Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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