I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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