i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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