she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
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Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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