better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
