Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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